Physicist Half Glass	String Theory (w/string)	Atom Joke	Chicks Dig Physics
Seen a Mole	Cat says Mu	object warps space and time in its vicinity	Entropy
Lorenz Attractor	Watt is the unit of power?	Schrödinger's Cat	Only Smarter w/back
Neutrons Are Free of Charge	-273 degrees C	Picked last in gym class	Gravity Brings Me Down
When All Else Fails	I've Lost An Electron	Carbon Dating	Polymer Chemists Do It
Friction is a Drag	And God Said - Apparel	Ask Me About String Theory	And God Said - Goodies
Maxwell's Equations - Apparel	I'd be Unstoppable	Einstein Pythagoras	Maxwell's Equations - Goodies
Logic Think Tank	Nerds Do It	Team PHYSICS	PHYSICS teacher
PHYSICS kicks ass	PHYSICS	Live for physics	I Love physics
physics student	Life is physics	Worlds Greatest Physics Student	Worlds Greatest Physics Teacher
I Shave Daily	Physicists Do It	Schroedinger's Wave Equation	Black Holes Suck
Join the Brownian Movement	Resistance is NOT Futile	Rocket Scientist	Eat, Sleep, Physics